White trash beautiful.

I got my semester grades yesterday and since I’m all smart and shit (obv not srs, I totally deserved to fail my History class but whatever) my Grandma took me to the casino and I actually won something for once so today I blew it on records and clothes and now I feel like a complete person again.

Also, earlier some bro used the line “Bow chicka wow woooowwww, can I get’cho numbah?” on me, which is second only to the time I got “You look like you just crawled out of a Tim Burton movie. Wanna fuck?” I attract classy men.

Dat cat was fuckin’ majestic.

hawt (Taken with GifBoom)

Babytime! Stupid picture.

Pirate dweebs.

I feel so weird without my glasses. (Taken with instagram)

cake and bake (Taken with instagram)

Come at me, brah.

Jim Morrison likes Arby’s sauce.

What it do, Xanadu.

I need to start exorcising more.